I am.

I'm the leader of controversy
I spike the interest of the insane.
I start fights, even though I always lose.
Just Because I like the thrill.

I steal from the poor.
I also steal from the rich.
I spit in the faces of Phonies, Impostors, and Fags.
Even though I am all three.
I am a racist, even though I pretend not to be.
I hate little kids.
And the Elderly.
I Don't believe in love
I don't believe in compassion either.

Fuck the Rain forests, 
We need a new What-A-Burger here in America
Fuck the ozone,
It's not like I'm even gonna live to see the world flood.
Fuck Haiti,
It's not like anyone's ever donated any money to me and my crippled bank account
Fuck The Starving Children of Africa,
I didn't even eat breakfast this morning.

Everyman for himself, fuck the rest.
I call this Capitalism.
Work 15 hours a day, here's 5 bucks for the rest of the week.
I call this Communism.
King rules, everyone else can go to hell
I call this Monarchy.
Do you like them?
I created them.
I created all forms of government.
Religion too.

No I am not the devil,
I am not god either.
I am mankind.
Mankind at it's darkest hour.
Mankind when it needs the most hope it can possibly get.
I am you.